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Blogger Memo
Friday - June 29, 2007 02:02 PM in
To: All Internet Bloggers
From: Internet Blogging Senior Management
Subject: Apple iPhone Day
From: Internet Blogging Senior Management
Subject: Apple iPhone Day
This memo is a reminder that today, June 29 2007, is designated "Apple iPhone Day" on the Internet. All bloggers are reminded that they are required to write about the Apple iPhone today.
All blogs will be monitored for compliance with this directive. If you have applied for, and received, a variance, you will not be required to write about the iPhone, but to aid our enforcement efforts you are asked to prominently post your Variance Approval Code (VAC) on every page of your weblog for at least the next week.
Unless you have obtained a variance, there are serious consequences for failing to follow this directive. Bloggers who fail to write about the Apple iPhone today are subject to sanctions up to and including substantial cuts in their readership. In the most extreme cases, your blog readership may be eliminated completely.
Thank you for your cooperation. Our goal is to ensure that the entire Internet is 100% dedicated to iPhone coverage, and you are an important part of our success.
Sincerely, The Management
Posted by Peter Leppik
[Author's Note: By posting this memo online, I have fulfilled my obligations.]
All blogs will be monitored for compliance with this directive. If you have applied for, and received, a variance, you will not be required to write about the iPhone, but to aid our enforcement efforts you are asked to prominently post your Variance Approval Code (VAC) on every page of your weblog for at least the next week.
Unless you have obtained a variance, there are serious consequences for failing to follow this directive. Bloggers who fail to write about the Apple iPhone today are subject to sanctions up to and including substantial cuts in their readership. In the most extreme cases, your blog readership may be eliminated completely.
Thank you for your cooperation. Our goal is to ensure that the entire Internet is 100% dedicated to iPhone coverage, and you are an important part of our success.
Sincerely, The Management
Posted by Peter Leppik
[Author's Note: By posting this memo online, I have fulfilled my obligations.]
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